01 / Upload
Give us the resume you have.
No templates. No personality quiz. Bring the one you have been sending into the void.
SUMMARY
“Hardworking professional seeking a challenging role...”
Burn level: politely devastating
Roast. Fix. Get hired.
We roast.
You glow.
Upload your resume, get a hilariously honest roast in 60 seconds, then turn every painful truth into a stronger job application.
PDF or DOCX · First roast is free · Built for the India job hunt
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Resume verdict
"Big energy. Tiny evidence."
- Free first roast — no card needed
- Made for Indian job seekers
- Your resume stays private
The roast-to-rewrite loop
Brutal truth.
Better future.
No generic career fluff. Just a clearer view of what is holding your resume back — and the practical fixes to get it moving.
02 / Roast
Feedback you will actually read.
We call out vague claims, buried wins, tired buzzwords, and what a recruiter is likely skimming past.
03 / Fix
Turn roast notes into offers.
Unlock rewrites, ATS gaps, and a role-specific action plan when you are ready.
The useful part
The jokes are free.
The glow-up is real.
When you want to make the next application count, HireBurn turns the roast into specific resume fixes you can use immediately.
See fix-it plansYour Fix Kit
Paid upgrade after your free roast
- Rewrite vague bullets into proof of impact
- Spot missing ATS keywords for your target role
- Build a clear, interview-ready story
Keep the roast private, or share the card with your people.
Your turn
Your resume has survived worse.
Give it one honest minute. Your first roast is free — and the fixes are ready when you are.
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